(!!!UPDATED!!!
with NEW and AMAZING!
"CLAMS OF MAGIC!")
*!!!from actual
living
people!!!*
From
another place
and time
or
from another dimension?!?
!!!Now
available for the FIRST TIME anywhere
in the universe!!!
The
!!!Amazing!!!
PST
STAR MUG!
now with the exclisuve
!!!Gaussian Curve©
"shape"
handle!!!
The "controversial"
story.
There are people that claim
these mugs were found in some brown, cardboard,
shipping boxes just about a thousand miles near AREA 51.
These mugs may be from advanced US
government testing into ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!!! Some
say they are made from an unknown material found near Roswell New Mexico. Others
say the "material's" carbon dates back to 27.3
BILLION years ago, before your "so called" "birth
of the universe"!!!
Whatever the magical??? material is, it has
the science people very exciting.
Here are just a few questions being asked about
the PST STAR MUG'S AMAZING!!! and MAGICAL!!!?
properties.
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Can
it make Cold Fusions react?
Does
it do Anti Gravity ?
Canit turn lead into GOLD?
Is it a miracle spot remover?
Can
it help you lose weight and eat much PIZZA
as you want?
Can it teleport objects across universe?
Does it regrow lost limbs?
Will it give you super
powers?
Will it make you kiss Katie
Holmes?
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!Here
it is!
!!!Just look at its beauty!!!
Actual
retouched photograph.
What
can't the PST Star Mug DO?
We don't know.
We just don't know!!!...
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IS it "THE!"
fountain of youth?
Can it make stock market prediction that are
GOOD?
What about lottery number making?
Is
it cure for hangovers?
Can it increase you milk production?
Will it come, three day before?!
you order it?
Can it catch a falling
star to impress dates?
Can it increase
the size of your mouse finger by 576%!!?
Can it help you grow the BIG
tomatoes ever?
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People
are just going NUTS over
the PST Star Mug.
HERE!
are some customer comments
we made up to
impress you.
Adrian Gochilnuck of White Moose Alberta claims that her PST
star mug is generating enough power to run her clothes drier and iron at the
same time. "I don't know how it works and I don't
care. The breaker use to kick off every time before I got my PST Star Mug. Now
I don't even have to clean the lint trap."
Jean-Luc
Picard of the Galaxy Class Starship, USS Enterprise, claims his mug has replaced
his need for replicators. "I use to have to get up, walk all the way
over to the over to the replicator, say, tea, earl grey, hot, and wait as long
as five seconds, then walk all the way back and sit down again. Now I simply
grab my PST Star mug and drink. It is always full and always hot. Now the only
thing I use the replicators for is popcorn."
Rufus "smiley"
Brown of Bent Possum Kentucky says, "It done cured my rheumatism and
my hens are layin' twiced as many eggs as they use ta. Damnation! and thank
ya PST!"
Dr. David
Bowman says, "It's full of stars."
Vernon Twitch
of Beversign Vermont says, "Ever since I gave a PST Star Mug to the
Missus she has got a spring in her step... if you know what I mean. I ain't
hardly got time to milk the cows."
Hyperbole
magazine gushes, "It's just a this mug... okay..."
The Liberal
Media rants, "This mug could be the answer to universal heath care."
Dave Manning,
fake movie reviewer, salivates, "I laughed, I cried, I bought a case
of these things."
John Doe
of Mug Enthusiast Weekly expectorates, "Sorry..., I got so excited
about this thing I think I just spit on you."
other
people have said these things
sPECtre
informs to us, "The most obscure secret I've been told about the PST
STAR MUG© is that you can put a beverage in there!!!!"
"But could you imagine that it defeats the law of newton!!!!!??? the liquid
(or other objects) put INSIDE the mug won't fall on the ground as long as the
cup is maintaind in a certain angle! (only if the concave side is on top...,
otherwize the antigravitational effect is limited to a very small quantity of
liquids)
Some other reported that you can also put a hot liquid in the receptacle side
and hold the PST STAR MUG© by the Gaussian Curve© shape on the side
without danger of being Burned."
Marm marvels,
Seriously, "I really like the mug. It is hefty and keeps the contents hot
longer. It is also pleasing to the touch and eye and is well balanced. I haven't
had any magical things happen yet though."
screamkitty
yowls, "I don't even have it yet!! The results speak for themselves.I
wont go anywhere with out my PST Star Mug!"
UglyKaterpillar
expresses, "I can't wait for that mug to get here! It's going to change
my life forever! I'm sure to win the next lottery I enter & my milk production
is going to increase! Woohoo!"
David Anders
rants, "it
got here three days before I ordered it.", "As soon as the containment
chamber is cleaned out, I'm gonna take it out of the box."
Smurf proclains,
"Katie Holmes delivered my mug to me personally and has been wandering
around my house in one of my shirts ever since... i love the PST mug!!
Kendall
Osborn of Monkey Knife Fight CA peferates,
"This mug is spreading like wildfire! A good friend of mine was just showing
me his PsT mug this weekend and it suddenly emitted a laser beam into my skull...
now I know everything about the aliens."
So we ask
YOU! fellow drinker of liquids
and seeker of MIRACLES...
!! Why
don't you have a PST STAR MUG? !!
Everyone else does and they
are laughing at you from behind your back.
WHY
ARE YOU WAITING!?
CHANGE
your whole damn LIFE!
MAKE a contribution
to HUMANKIND!
and
JOIN! the !!CULT-LIKE
FRENZY!! that surrounds
The
!!Amazing!!!
PST
STAR MUG!
But
WAIT! There is MORE!
NOW
if you ACT!!!
We will ship it in a "carrying
case" made of domestic brown cardboard
with SPECIAL
"BUBBLEWARP"
inside to protect your
mug in case of breakage.
Also! we will tape the
"case" closed and personalize it with your name and address right
on it in ink.
!!!FOR
NO EXTRA CHARGES!!!
!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE I AM
DOING THIS !!!
!!!
I am being CRAZY, you should hurry !!!
Now ORDER!.
Supplies Limited!!!!!!!!!
Makes a GREAT GIFT!
Operators are standing.
But
WAIT! again.
You
say..... How much does a MIRACLE
mug cost?
And
also you say.
A !!!
STAR MUG such as this!!! must only be for
RICH PEOPLE!
Well
be very HAPPY my friend!
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For YOU!
ONLY $8.95
US dollars
plus shipping and handling.
!!!
ORDER MANY TODAY !!!
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-Hype
free section.
Why sell
mugs?
Simple, it costs
money to run PST and I was looking for a way to support the continued
operation of the site. A mug seemed like a good start and... well... I
wanted one.
Not just
any mug.
I did some research
to find a great mug. I wanted a good sized mug with a big handle. I wanted
it to be hefty and look cool with the PST logo on it.
I got it all,
I love this mug. (snif)
Here are
the specs:
Material and Glaze:
Stout (microwavable) ceramic, dark blue body with white spackle, black
rim. The PST logo in white on both sides.
Capacity: 15
ounces / .45 liters (at overflow)
Height: 3.5 inches
/ 8.89 centimeters
Width at lip:
4 inches / 10.16 centimeters
Weight: Hefty
Shipping
and other fees
Shipping, handling
and other fees can be very different depending on your location.
So, please email
us for a shipping quotation for PO BOX orders or if you are in Alaska
or Hawaii, or to any International destination.
Also, when shipping
Internationally, all import duties, taxes, and fees required by your country
when the package is delivered will be your sole responsibility. Contact
your local customs office for further information.
Finally, Continental
US order will be shipped UPS . Orders usually leave us within two business
days of approval and will reach you two to three business days after shipment.
If you wish insurance, overnight delivery or shipping to any non-continental
US location, please just email
us, and we will be happy to assist you.
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So if you are
looking for a great mug or just want to help support the information and
interaction you get at PhotoshopTechinques.com, this is a good way to
do it.
As always your
support, mug buyer or not, is very much appreciated.
Thanks.
Greg
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hype free section
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!!!!NEW and UPDATE!!!
You ask for this and so we give it to you!
Due to
HIGH USER
DEMANDS to talking about the amazing
!!!PST STAR MUG!!! we have set up a !!discussion
forum!!
Tell
us about your MIRICALES too!!
Exchange
EXCITING story about your !!!PST
STAR MUG "MAGICAL??!! properties with
other !!!PST
STAR MUG!!! enthusiates like yourselves.
!!!The
amazing PST STAR MUG discussion forum.!!!
!!click
on it!!!
!!SITEINGS!!
!!click
on it!!!
Pictures
sent to us by PST STAR MUG! conspiricy enthusiates like yourselves.
"!!!The
Answers are in the STAR MUG!!!"
**Do
you have an amazing story
about or unique USE!for
your
PST
STAR MUG?!?**
Tell us! Send the story of your miracle with pictures if you
have them to:
MiracleMug@PhotoshopTechniques.com
Void where prohibited, all disclaimers
apply, see nonexistent instructions for details. The PST Star Mug may cause
cancer in rats. Do not taunt the PST Star Mug. If the PST Star Mug begins to
smoke, breathe deeply. If you are under a doctors care for removal of alien
implants the PST Star Mug may cause your head to explode. Children and pets
should not be left alone with the PST Star Mug. The PST Star Mug is not a toy.
Improper use of the PST Star Mug may result in serious injury. Always wear safety
glasses when operating the PST Star Mug. Abuse of the PST Star Mug may be illegal
in your area. PST Star Mugs should not be stored in close proximity to each
other. If a PST Star Mug bursts into flames do not pour flammable substances
on it. In the unlikely event that your PST Star Mug becomes a sentient life
form we recommend that you do not microwave it for more than 20 minutes on High.
Under no circumstances should you look at a PST Star Mug in the mirror and say
the word "BOB" two hundred and thirty eight times. If you break a
PST Star Mug, put on a Level One Biohazard suit, clean up all fragments and
dispose of them in a certified nuclear waste container. Projectile vomiting,
internal bleeding, and psychoses may be potential side effects of using the
PST Star Mug. The PST Star Mug's glow function requires the application of a
"glowing material" to the surface of the mug. The PST Star Mug's anti
gravity function works best outside of gravitational fields. Warning: PST Star
Mugs have been convicted of organizing monkey knife fights. PST Star Mugs, knives
and monkeys should be kept separate at all times.
All your base are belong to
us.
